A few unsolicited suggestions:

1.) The sound systems in US Post Offices should default automatically to the digital playlist of the last person in line.

2.) Heumannize the $20: Judy Heumann should be on the the $20. Nothing against Harriet Tubman, of course (she could go on a larger denomination like the $50, or maybe time share with Grant), but Judy is likely the most deserving and least heralded of our American heroes. Watch CRIP CAMP!

3.) “WHITE TO WHITE, TIME TO GET IT RIGHT!” A harder working replacement for the ubiquitous yet “ask-less” BLACK LIVES MATTER slogan: BLM always struck me as a tepid statement of fact when what the moment required (IMHO) was a demand for accountability by white Americans from white Americans. Even if the WHITE TO WHITE, TIME TO GET IT RIGHT! slogan were chanted by a largely non-white crowd, the demand- that change will only happen when so-called whites finally hold each other accountable for our systemic transgressions against non-white minorities– will still be directing the responsible parties to take the appropriate action. Fave historical slogan: WE’RE HERE, WE’RE QUEER, GET USED TO IT. This slogan defiantly refuses to ask for permission and simply goes ahead and presents the expectations for equal rights & inclusion as a foregone conclusion.

4.) RUNAWAY SLAVES • A TEAM LOGO Concept to celebrate a quintessential American Hero

An escaping slave breaking free of his chains, running with the ole pigskin and having seized the master’s whip. I dummied this idea up– as a WASHINGTON AMERICANS logo concept for the Washington Football team– before they became whatever it is they decided on (lack of creativity is a hallmark of the NFL). Although it is much less catchy, the name AMERICANS is probs better than RUNAWAY SLAVES in that it reinforces the fact that the descendants of Africans kidnapped to this country and born into bondage were 100% Americans– and their current relations continue these quintessential and founding-American family lineages.

5.) Four balls in a row should be an automatic trip to second base for the batter.

6.) Banana and humus cream pies should be a thing.

7.) Amtrak should be a capped subscription service

8.) Sani Steps® Can we keep it off the rim once and for all?